What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-All the bad guys are black.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Does any other guys get turned on by dick pic makes you lick lips because you what to suck?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Ah so!”

What habits do happy couples have?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

You Only Live Twice

-J W Pepper

I see lots of pictures of women who have huge clits are they real or what?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What are some common historical misconceptions?

From Russia With Love

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Dr No

Why do women like black men?

Moonraker

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Live and Let Die

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

President Trump kicked Zelensky out of the White House. Is it over for a deal?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Goldfinger

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do women have sex with dogs?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What is the best way to get over your ex?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What are the reasons for people being banned from social media sites like Twitter and Instagram? Why is it considered a big deal?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

A View to a Kill

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Octopussy